Pump It Up! | Increasing Penis Size & Girth - Penis Pumps

So we went over the jelqing method of increasing girth and length, but what about something more well-known? Though the penis pump that we know (also referred to as a Vacuum Constriction Device) is still popular since it's creation in 1917. And we have a gent named Otto Lederer to thank! At least, he was the guy who created a pump with the addition of a cock ring. (http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/725873_2)

What does it do?

A penis pump is meant to help those who would ordinarily not be able to achieve an erection get and keep one via suction. So basically, it helps the person get an erection by using pressure to allow blood to flow through the penis, and the cock ring allows the blood to stay there.

This is an alternative to herbal supplements and medication. For some, medication isn't an option because they are currently taking meds, or they don't want to take them at all. Herbal supplements are available, but tend to be quite expensive, both in single pill and bottle forms.

A penis pump is essentially a one-time purchase, unless yours is shitty or breaks after using it a couple of times. What? I'm honest.

How does it work?

To use a pump, you begin by placing the cylinder over the penis. Next, pump the air out of the cylinder to create a vacuum. This can be done manually, or with a battery-operated pump. The suction within the cylinder will result in blood coursing through the penis. When the penis is erect, use lubricant to slide the penis out of the pump and place cock ring around base of the penis. Some pumps allow you to slide the cock ring on while you're pulling the penis out, but not all of them do. One will want to be careful while using these pumps, as they can leave blisters, burst blood vessels, and on occasion may pull the testicles into the cylinder.

The water pump, such as the Bathmate, require a little more work. First, you will want to slide the latch into the correct position, use the right comfort pad, and allow yourself some time in a shower or bath to warm up. After, you will need to fill the pump with water and insert yourself. Creating a tight seal, begin pumping to get some suction going and release some water. Eventually, you will want to pump again to regain suction. The Bathmate specifically slowly releases suction to keep the user from getting hurt.

The penis pump is ideal for people dealing with Erectile Dysfunction (ED) because they do not require surgery, medication, or injections. Similarly, it can be used in addition to other forms of treatment to maximize your experience.

What kinds of pumps are there?

I'm glad you asked, you beautiful person! These are the pumps that I've found to have the most hype and popularity.

Bathmate (Hydromax) - $100 - $400 online. Ships globally, has discreet packaging, and has a 95% success rating. 1 year warranty.

Penomet – (another water-assisted pump) $127 - $297 online. 3 year warranty and lifetime gaiter replacement warranty. Discreet shipping.

Pos-T-Vac Battery Pump - $200 - $500 online. Covered by some medical insurances.

Honorable mentions: Black Jack Stroker by California Exotic Novelties.
This pump does the job, but also can be used as a vibrating stroker for extra pleasure! Visit this website to learn more about it.

Dr. Joel Kaplan's Stroking Power Penis Pump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vWhLiq3IfI

Pump It Up! | Increasing Penis Size & Girth - Jelqing

Okay, I'd be a liar if I said I didn't laugh at this whole thing. In fact, I found out about jelqing at work. I had picked up a pamphlet about the HydroMax penis pump and read through it, then saw an ad for jelqing cream. My co-worker and I had no idea what the hell jelqing was, so we looked it up. Good laughs!

But in all seriousness now, I'll explain the jelqing process and give links to sites you can go to for more information.

What's “Jelqing”?

Jelqing is a form of penis enlargement exercise that uses a milking-type motion to allow blood to flow throughout the penis with ease. Essentially and hypothetically, the stroking motion helps stretch it, adding length and girth. According to most websites, the word is Middle Eastern for “milking”.

As with all exercises, please perform this with caution.

Steps

Lubricate the penis before beginning to jelq. You can use an enlargement gel/cream, oil, thick water based lubricant, or silicone lubricant.

Your penis should be firm, but not hard enough to penetrate. Do not jelq with a full erection. That is way too much strain on your penis all at once.

Use an OK Grip and start at the base of the penis. Move up the length of the penis, stopping before you reach the head. Repeat this motion, always stopping at the head of the penis. Continue this for 5-20 minutes per day,

at least 5 times a week.

The folks over at PEGym recommend this routine.
5 minutes – Warm up

5 minutes – Penis stretches*

10 minutes – Basic jelq

5 minutes – Warm down

*See this video for penis stretch techniques.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkFdlZSg2ys

If you've noticed your penis becoming stronger and your erections becoming firmer, then that means it's working! But if you have been experiencing difficulties with your erections, slow down the jelqing.

Warming Up and Cooling Down

I always make a joke that my partner and I are like fire and water because he's a Pisces and I'm a Sagittarius. I heat him up, he cools me down. On a similar note, how does one “warm up” their penis? Hopefully not like one would start a friction fire...

You'll want to warm up your penis at least 10 minutes before jelqing. Some methods include:

• Taking a hot shower
• Using a Bathmate HydroMax pump
• Using a heating pad
• Wrapping your penis with a warm washcloth

Warming down:

• Using lotion, massage your penis for 1-2 minutes.
• Wrap your penis is a warm washcloth for at least 5 minutes.

Jelqing Devices

I won't get too into these because there's not much to say, in my opinion. They look like padded clamps, but are designed to assist you with jelqing. Here is a link to Jelq Machine's product page.
http://www.jelqmachine.com/

Side Effects

There are some websites that say jelqing doesn't work at all, such as Cosmopolitan. In addition, they've added some negative side effects of jelqing. These include:

• Desensitization of penis
• Disfiguring penis
• Irritation
• Scarring
• Tearing blood vessels

(http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/a4189/jelqing/)

Does it actually work?

Honestly, there's no way to know for sure unless you do it yourself. I did find some testimonials from various websites.

“I've been jelqing for more than 6 months. This is what I have learned.

I’ve experimented with different jelqing techniques and schedules over the past 6 months or so and I thought I would share what I have discovered. Of course, this is what works for me. It may not work for you.

I pretty much just jelq. I do some light stretching on and off but my main focus is jelqing.

I use an overhand alternating sitting down 2-3 second stroke.

Basically what I have discovered is that erect jelqing not only is dangerous, but completely ineffective.

I erect jelqed for two months and saw a decrease in length of .25 inch. My width was reduced by .50 inch. This was after recovery from three day impotence after I gave up erect jelqing as an “advanced” technique. Of course, we all know erect jelqing is dangerous. You could burst a vein. I think however it is unlikely you will burst a vein. In my experience, the real danger is loss of dick.

The worse advice you will ever hear is to erect jelq as an advanced technique. You know, to make your dick bigger means that it must be bigger when jelqing is the only way it will get bigger in reality. You know, dont do this as a beginner. This is false bullshit. Never do it!

Rest days are more important than jelqing days. You must rest. If not every other day than do a light schedule and take the weekend off.
Do not jelq erect or even close to it. 50 -70% is perfect. You need blood to force around in your dick. An erect dick stresses it too much and will need a very long recovery period. A recovery from damage and destruction and atrophy. Not growth.”
(https://www.thundersplace.org/penis-enlargement/ive-been-jelqing-for-more-than-6-months-this-is-what-i-have-learned.html)

“I've been jelqing for 3 weeks. And i have seen and feel a noticeable increase in the girth of my penis. I jelq 5 days a week. I start of with a hot towel compress around my penis for about 5 min. That is followed by stretching my penis, by holding the head of my penis and pulling it straight out as far as possible I hold this for 5 mins. Rest for a min then twirl my penis to get blood flowing. I do the stretching 4 more times left ,right, up, down, after each I rest then twirl. Then I begin the jeqing exercise. Get the penis semi erect (use massage oil ) make an ok sign wrap around base of penis firmly and stroke towards the head, as you get towards the head put other hand at base and repeat. I do this for 300 to 500 strokes. Once I finish jelqing I massage my penis for 5 min then wrap with a hot towel for 5 min. I am also taking a herbal penis enhancement pill twice a day. I have experienced no negatives with the jelqing and so far it does appear to work for me.” (http://www.steadyhealth.com/topics/anyone-had-success-with-jelqing)

Of course, for more information and videos about jelqing, visit this site or do some research!

https://www.pegym.com/penis-exercises/how-does-jelqing-work-jelq-techniques-jelquing

Back for a while!

Hello everyone! I apologize for having not updated you in quite a long time. Here's what's going on:

I currently hold two part-time jobs. One is at an organization, the other is at an adult novelty store. While they are both amazing in their own way, they are still a lot of work. I don't often have time to sit and write a blog post, let alone do any research for one. However, I'm going to try in the...2 hours that I have today! :)

My other responsibility is to find an apartment. My partner and I plan on moving in together; a task which is much easier than it sounds. Between apartment viewings, contacts, and applications, I'm completely drained and emotionally beaten at times. Add that with the work exhaustion and it's not a good time.

I've missed writing for everyone. I've missed posting new and interesting posts about the world of positive sexuality and materials for a happier sex life. That's why I'm here now, and I hope you enjoy my next post!

I've been considering a YouTube channel, though that would require more from me (such as a decent web cam) that I cannot provide at this time. Perhaps in the future. :)

So head over to the new post! I'm sure you'll find it new and...well, fascinating on a couple of levels.

It's good to be back.

Inside and Out: Toys for the Male Body pt. 4 - Urethral Sounding/Penis Plugs

Urethral Sounding & Penis Plugs
I won't lie, folks. Urethral sounding is one of the strangest kinks I've ever heard of. It frightens and intrigues me greatly. It only scares me because of how fragile the penis can be and how absolutely patient one has to be during the sounding process. It doesn't help that I was introduced to this kink during one night of drinking at a friend's house, my guy friends surrounding a laptop with expressions ranging from "Oh..." to "NOPE". In any case, the part of me that finds this fascinating drives me to write this particular blog entry.

Urethral Sounds:
Urethral sounding, sometimes called "cock-stuffing", is the act of sexual experimentation via sliding a long, smooth, thin, and often surgical steel tube into the urethra of the penis (the pee hole). Because these tubes are called "sounds", the act is considered "sounding".

There are a several kinds of sounds:
Van Buren (J-Shaped sound)
Dittle/Dittel (Straight sound)
Pratt (Double-ended curved sound)
Hegar (S-Shaped sound)
Rosebud (Straight sounds w/bulbous end)


Using a lot of lube, the person will place the sound in the hole of the penis gently, without forcing or pushing. For some, they find that holding the penis upright while letting the sound glide in by itself does the job just fine. But if they should find that there's some blockage, it's best to consider a narrower sound and more lube. DO NOT FORCE THE SOUND! Pushing the sound deeper could lead to urethral tearing and infections.

Lubes: This is completely up to you. Silicone lubricants are slippery, smooth, and come from a variety of brands. My favorites are Sliquid Silver, System Jo, and Uberlube. Silicone lubes stay on the skin longer, making it a favorite for skin-on-skin contact and for urethral sounding. Some folks don't like it because it's harder to clean and can stain sheets. Water based lubes work fine, but they don't last as long because they absorb into the skin as they're supposed to. There are hybrid lubes (silicone/water) if you're not sure which to use. I would suggest either Sliquid or System Jo.

Safety Tips:
- Use specific urethral sounds, not random things you find around the house. Household items can be unsanitary and breakable.
- Begin with the most simple and thin sound available, to allow you to get used to the sensations.
- Sterilize your sounds in boiling water for 5 minutes before and after use. You could also wipe them down with alcohol for added protection.
- In addition to sterilization, keep your body clean. This includes hands, genitals, etc.
- If your sound doesn't have a hole in it for semen to pass through, you'll want to take it out before ejaculation to avoid "retrograde ejaculation" (semen redirecting into the bladder instead of leaving through the urethra...yikes).
- Remember to use lubrication, not saliva. Though it's tempting to use saliva because it's readily accessible, it can also contain sugars. As you may know, sugars cause Urinary Tract Infection.
First timers/beginners: During your first urethral sounding, it's encouraged that you be as calm and relaxed as possible. Your penis will naturally want to reject it or block it. Let the weight of the toy sink in while you keep your penis vertical. After it's inside and you're comfortable, you can start stimulating your penis or have a partner do it. This includes moving the sound in and out very gently and masturbating with it in.

Penis Plugs
Another form of urethral stimulation and experimentation can be used with penis plugs. Urethral sounds are long, are typically medical equipment, and are made for deep stimulation. Penis plugs are shorter, have multiple designs, and are made for shallow, penile stimulation. There's also a glans ring to keep the plug in place because they are toys, not medical equipment.

The usage and cleaning of penis plugs are the same, so one could follow the same directions as the urethral sounds.



Check out the sounds available online!
https://www.thechaingang.com/adult-adventure/male-body-jewelry/penis-plugs-sounds.html

Sounding testimony from kind kinksters.
http://barkingshaman.com/2012/08/21/how-to-use-urethral-sounds/
http://www.nerve.com/love-sex/true-stories/sensible-sounding-why-i-inserted-a-metal-rod-into-my-penis-on-purpose

Hegar sound

Rosebud sound

Van Buren sound

Pratt sound

Dittle/Dittel sound

Random Toy Review 1: Dai-Do Metal Dildo #6

Specs
Length:
5 1/2"
Insertable length:
3 3/4"
Circumference:
4 1/2"
Diameter:
1 3/8"
Weight:
1 lb

Non-porous materials, phalate and latex free, hypo-allergenic

This amazing toy is made of sleek and body-safe metal with a medical-grade silicone band. At the store where I work (I started working at an adult store), we have way too many of them, so they're 70% off. It's smooth and heavy, making it perfect for solo play. While the larger end of this toy seems rather intimidating, I find that it's a very pleasant challenge. A friend of mine mention that she got this after having her first child, using it as a large kegel ball.

What I like about this toy: It can be used with silicone lubricant (I know I should't with the band there, but I think it's mostly safe), it's amazing when warmed up, and it's challenging. If you're using the larger end, I suggest taking this slow for beginners. Don't rush yourself and relax. But you could use either end, depending on your mood. It also warms to your body due to it's material, keeping it comfortable as you use it. In fact, you could cool it down in the refrigerator or heat it up by boiling it or running it under hot water. For male-bodied people, the smaller end can be used for prostate stimulation.


What I don't like about this toy: Because it's made of metal, it's always cold when you first go to use it, unless you're keeping it in a warm enviroment. I wasn't sure exactly which end to insert first, so I used the larger end. There was no real description on the packaging. 

Inside and Out: Toys for the Male Body pt. 3 - Love Dolls

Whether you have a male or female doll, you'll need to take great care of them. Some are made of PVC, silicone, or a mix. Much like caring for a male masturbator, you'll want to take great care of your dolls. One reason to take good care of these dolls is because of the material. Mostly made of silicone or a hybrid of silicone, they are porous and can trap dirt and dust easily. Without a proper cleaning, that could cause infections for some people after use. Further more, please clean your toys after using them! Re-using a toy that you've used before can also lead to harm and infection.

Caring for blow up dolls
Blow-up sex dolls are the most prone to damage because they're inflatable and made out of plastic materials. To ensure that your doll stays clean and cared for, take these precautions:


1. Don't over-inflate your doll!
Blow up the doll about half way, then give them 10 minutes to allow even air distribution. Immediately blowing them up fully may cause strain during use, resulting in ripped seams in some areas.

2. Repair any holes immediately.
Using a repair kit, patch up the holes right away. Follow the instructions on the repair kit for the best result.

3. Use a specific toy cleaner.
While you could use anti-bacterial soap on most toys, you may want to stick with a specialist toy cleaner, such as Refresh or Come Clean. If there are holes in this doll meant for sex, see if they can be turned inside out for thorough cleaning. If not, you'll want to inflate your doll during the cleaning process and use a soft brush for all of the creases.

Caring for your life-like sex doll (inflatable and non-inflatable)
The inflatable dolls will follow the same guidelines and blow-up dolls, but you'll want to finish them off with a renewer powder to keep them feeling like they did when you got them.

1. Similar to male masturbators, clean out the removable genitals with toy cleaner and allow to dry thoroughly. If you're going to be out all day, allow the toy to air dry and apply renewer powder when you get home. If you don't, they will get sticky and gross.

2. If the genitals are built-in, then try getting them as close to the surface as you can to clean them. If that doesn't work, you may need to get your hands in there with the toy cleaner and a clean cloth, then go in with the powder once it's dry.

If the doll has two orifices that connect to each other in a U shape, rinse it out by putting water in to

one hole and letting it drain out of the other. While I've never had to clean one of these out, I think you should be able to put some toy cleaner in one hole and swish it around. Again, let it air dry. You'll want to put renewer powder in and around the entrances to both orifices.
3. Caring for a Japanese love doll isn't as easy as the others. You'll want to essentially give her a bath in shallow water and clean out her vaginal and anal tunnels with toy cleaner. Dry her off and use renewer powder all over. Outside, underneath, on top, and inside. Then store her away for your next use.

Thank you very much for reading! If you have any questions or comments, leave them in the comments section or email me. :)

Inside and Out: Toys for the Male Body pt. 2 - Strokers and Sleeves

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Inside and Out: Toys for the Male Body pt. 1 - Cock Rings

Cock Rings/C-Rings

Brands: PerfectFit, Optimale, Spartacus, Screaming O, Lovehoney, Bondage Boutique, Skins, Pasante, 50 Shades of Grey, Dr. Joel, Dominix, Durex, Doc Johnson, Marc Dorcel, and more.

Recently, I've taken a liking to cock rings after doing more research for this post. Previously, I had little interest because it just didn't seem like something I would enjoy, especially for one who doesn't have a penis. However, I've found out really neat things about their uses and materials. But first, how would one even use a cock ring?
 

I've heard this done using a couple methods. You could put the cock ring on when the penis is semi-hard to hard, or when it's soft. Either way, you'll want to use lube.

Apply water-based lube to the inside of the cock ring. If it's a basic cock ring, slide it down to the base of the shaft. This will allow blood to pool up when the penis becomes erect, allowing for a thicker erection and, in some people, a longer orgasm. If it's too tight when you use it, please take it off immediately. Some rings go just directly under the head of the penis, so make sure you're using the right one.

The materials of a cock ring range from silicone to metal, sometimes even adjustable leather straps. Some have bullet vibes attached for extra pleasure! It's all depending on what you and your partner(s) are looking for.

Vibrating cock rings are usually made of stretchy materials, like PVC, rubber, or some types of silicone. Just an FYI, Silagel/sil-a-gel is a Doc Johnson-made material.

Adjustable cock rings are great for those who are new to this. They are also called cock ties and lassos. They allow you and your partner(s) to play around with how tight you want it and what fits best. They're also great for those with larger penis girths, as not all rings are as adjustable.


Similar: Cock & ball rings/double cock rings. These types of rings must go on when the penis is limp! Lube the inside of the ring first, then slide the testicles in, one by one. Next, slide the penis through and adjust as necessary. Voila! While you can find these in stretchy jelly materials, most of what I've seen are made from firmer materials such as silicone and metal.

If you want to increase your stamina, I'd suggest going with regular, non-vibrating ones.

If you're unsure how to find the right cock ring for you, here's a wonderful guide on how to measure your penis for one! Thanks, Lovehoney!
http://www.lovehoney.com/sex-toys/male-sex-toys/buyers-guide/how-to-measure-for-a-cock-ring/
 

Cock cages/chastity cages
Used as added excitement for some males, chastity cages and cock cages are meant to suppress an erection and decrease the chances for masturbation. In most cases, this is used as bondage in BDSM practices. Some guys will need to wear them for days until they're allowed to remove them. Though I've never actually heard of this happening, I wouldn't be surprised if these cages were also used by religion men to resist temptation from sexual urges.

Asexual Awareness!

Sexual freedom for everyone is what asexuals really want to promote too. Freedom includes the freedom to have none. "Asexuality and LGBT: The Case for Inclusion" Emma Absolon & Michael Doré

While I'm behind schedule for Asexuality Awareness Week, I was reminded that there's always time to raise awareness. That gives me lots of hope.

I'll start by saying that I do not identify as asexual, but rather a bisexual ally. The information I have gathered is from friends, websites, and testimonies. If there's anything I have left out, please message me with the correction and I'll make the changes. I want to be as supportive as I can.

Let's begin, shall we?

Asexuality: The lack of sexual attraction to any one person. Someone who identifies as asexual doesn't experience sexual attraction.
Celibacy: The abstention from sexual relations, often for religious purposes.
Demisexual: Someone who can't feel sexual attraction toward another person without a deep connection being made first.
Grey-sexuality/Grey-asexuality: A sexuality in which a person may not normally feel sexual attraction, but does experience it occasionally. They also may have a low sex drive and may enjoy sex under certain circumstances.
Aromantic: Someone who is not romantically attracted to anyone.
Homoromantic: Someone romantically attracted to the same gender.
Heteroromantic: Someone romantically attracted to the opposite gender.
Panromantic: Someone romantically attracted to another person regardless of their gender.
Biromantic: Someone romantically attracted to both genders.

"Within that, there are asexual people who have different relationships to sex. Some asexual people aren't interested in sex at all. Some experience sexual desire or a high libido but no actual attraction to specific people. Some asexual people choose to not have sex. Some choose to have sex to please partners. Some really enjoy sex. Some don't really care one way or the other."
- Anonymous

It's common that people believe asexual folks simply lack a libido or actually just celibate. Both of these theories are incorrect because it implies that a choice in involved or that there's something wrong with them. Celibacy is a choice to abstain from sex, so it's not the same as being born asexual. Based on their romantic orientation, asexual people may also identify as gay, bisexual, lesbian, etc.

People have questioned how people who are asexual can still be in a relationship and have sex. This is because, as a hyper-sexualized culture, we're not used to this idea. But despite the fact that most romantic relationships also involve sex, there is a big difference between how we feel about someone and what we do with them. For example, I may have a huge crush on someone I work with and feel strongly about them, but I'm not going to do them on my desk...for multiple reasons.

Some people may think that because asexual folks don't have sexual attraction that they're tricking other people into an less-than-fulfilling relationships, but that's not true. This is why I have stressed communication in my other posts. In some cases, the asexual partner will come out after the relationship starts while others aren't sure and may still question their asexuality during the relationship.

Many asexual folks end up with people who are not asexual because there's a lack of awareness or support groups for them to turn to, hence making the awareness of their sexuality virtually non-existent. According to research done in 2011, approximately 1% of the population identifies as asexual. This may have changed as awareness rises, but I don't think it has changed by much.

Much like their LGBTQ friends/allies, asexual people are prone to suffering from depression. They sometimes grow up feeling isolated and scared, being unsure of themselves and their sexuality, and feeling like they have to hide who they really are. In addition, asexual people sometimes live in shame and embarrassment because there aren't a lot of well-known support groups. Because of the lack of awareness and acceptance, many asexual folks have been bullied and subjected to threats similar to those against the rest of the LGBTQ population. This can be done by both unsuspecting family members and those actually looking to do damage.

Sometimes asexual people are just assumed to be straight and treated as such, being told that they just "haven't found the right person". Complete douche-canoes will often say things like:

• they need to be cured/fixed
• they're sick/broken
• they're unnatural
• they're incapable of love/intimacy
• their relationships aren't real
• they hate the opposite sex
• they suffer from trauma
• they're not old enough
• it's a result of abuse/hormone imbalance
• they're not attractive enough

...and many more awful things.

As you may have noticed, some queer people have also heard these things as well. This is why most asexual people have an interest in what happens within/to the LGBTQ community. They look out for
one another because they've dealt with the same discrimination.

How to be a good ally!
Often, asexual people struggle with sexual imperative, the assumption that everyone needs to have a sexual relationship to be happy. Challenging these theories is a good way to be a good ally. Not everyone needs a sexual relationship to continue living and thriving! There are plenty of ways to celebrate non-intimate friendships and celebrating sexual intimacy.



You can also write blog posts like this one, present as much information as you can to those who don't know what asexuality is, and learning more by yourself! Ask someone who is asexual, and who is willing to talk about it, what their experiences have been like. Celebrate asexuality awareness week!

"I spent a large chunk of my adolescence and my college years thinking that I was experiencing sexual attraction, but then the more I read about people experiencing attraction, the more I realized I wasn't on the same page. I am still more grossed out by sex than interested in it, which is something a lot of young people experience. For ages, I thought there was something wrong with me, or something wrong with my friends, because sex didn't gross them out anymore but I was still feeling stuck in that 'ewww' phase."
- Anonymous

Let's go over it one more time!
Asexuality is not...
- Fear of intimacy
- Celibacy
- A type of sexual dysfunction
- Lack of libido
- The inability to find a partner
- A mental illness
- A choice


In short, asexual people are our friends and allies. They're people, not amoebas. They deserve respect and love. Young asexual adults need to know that they're not alone and they're not freaks. We need to raise awareness around asexuality and how to best support our asexual friends.


Some references and information found at AVEN
http://www.asexuality.org/home/

Asexual Awareness Week
http://asexualawarenessweek.com/

Asexuality Archive
http://www.asexualityarchive.com/about/

Also, I'd like to personally thank my asexual friends for providing additional testimonies and knowledge. :) You're the best!

Slippery Nipples - Lubrication for Everyone! Pt. 1

Contrary to popular belief, lubricants aren't only needed for butt-sex. I honestly hope that's not popular belief.

Nope, lubes are for anything you'd want to use them for! Some have stimulants, delaying properties, contain aloe, etc. There are too many to even consider when looking for one! That's why I have listed almost 50 lubricants out for you, including some reviews and information. 

While browsing, there are some terms and words you will see often that may need explaining:

Parabens

Parabens are a type of preservative found in food, cosmetics, and deodorants, and personal lubricants. They primarily prevent bacteria growth and approximately 85% of cosmetics contain a type of paraben. However, because they have been linked to breast cancer, they have been deemed dangerous. But there isn't enough evidence out there to prove that all parabens are indeed dangerous, so there isn't a final say. My opinion: it's totally up to you, but I'd probably steer clear of them, especially if your family has a history of cancer. Instead, try organic, oil-based products and products labeled "paraben-free". 

pH levels
These levels indicate how much or how little acidity is in the vagina. Balancing that acidity means there's enough good bacteria in the vagina to keep everything healthy. But when there isn't enough acidity in the vagina, bad bacteria can crop up and become a problem. Things such as sex, menstruation, and douching alter the balance of pH levels.

If I have missed anything, it will be added in part two. Enjoy!

Sliquid
$13.00-$34.99
Water-based, water/silicone hybrid

All products are free of DEA, glycerol, parabens, PEG, gluten, propylene glycol, sorbital, and sulphates. Most of these lubes are water-based or a hybrid of water/silicone, though there are at least two silicone-based lubes available. Because they're super environmentally conscious, none of their products have been tested on animals. Perfect for sensitive skin!

n addition, some of the testimonials on their website mention how wonderful some of their representatives are! To me, that's always a plus because I like to be sure the folks who make what I'm using aren't douche canoes. Some Amazon reviews include "My ladybits thank Sliquid", "It was recommended by OB/GYN and it's cooling and more lubricating than any product I have purchased at the store." and "Since using sliquid, my husband and I have had no problems whatsoever". However, some folks say that this is too tacky, dries too quickly, or becomes sticky.

Yes
$6.99-$53.99
Oil-based, water-based

The first thing I noticed about Yes was their beautifully designed website layout. Everything was easy for me to find and gave me the right information without me having to search intensely. Okay, back to the lube. 

There are two kinds of lube: Water-based and oil-based. The water-based option is a dynamic duo of lube and vaginal moisturizer. It's also pH balanced and condom compatible. According to most consumers, it is intensely realistic and smooth. The oil-based lubricant works as an alternative to silicone or vaseline lubes and contains plant-based oils and butters, but is not condom compatible.

https://www.yesyesyes.org/why-yes/how-does-yes-compare/
https://www.yesyesyes.org/products/water-based-organic-lubricant/

Firefly
$19.00
Oil-based
This lube is oil-based and can not be used with latex condoms. However, it's safe to use with most toys and will not become sticky or leave stains. It is also glyercin, paraben, and petroleum free. Made with cocoa butter, shea butter, and aloe vera, which soothes any burning from intense sexy times!

OrganicGlide
Price not found
Oil-based
This lube is doctor recommended particularly for vaginal dryness. It's long-lasting and made with probiotics. It's also residue free and toy friendly. Because of the oil base, it can't be used with latex condoms. Paraben, glycerin, and petroleum free.

FlowMotion$25.40 NZD (Approx. $40.34 USD)

Oil-based

GMO-free using non-artificial extracts and plants, this lube is made in New Zealand. It doesn't stick, stain, and is toy/condom friendly. Customers mention that it dries too quickly, but works perfectly otherwise. Slippery and silky without harsh chemicals!

Bonk Lube$23.99 NZD  (Approx. $38.10 USD)
Oil-based, water-based
Certified organic with a fantastic name, Bonk is made in New Zealand and has great reviews!
According to most happy customers, you don't need much for this lube to be super effective (like Pokemon!) and doesn't leave any residue.
http://www.bonklube.com/bonk-story/why-bonk-is-best/

Replens
$8.00-$9.00
Silicone-based

Replens lasts longer than water based lubricants and is preservative-free!

Compatible with most condoms and doesn't irritate skin.

Relieves vaginal dryness

Some customers mentioned the bottle design is not ideal, as it is prone to leakage.

Femystique
$4.00-$8.00
Water-based

This lube is designed to increase sensitivity in female-bodied individuals for more awesome sexy times and renewed feelings of desire. Made with aloe and other extracts. The version for male-bodied individuals includes a climax delay gel for them to last longer. However, reviews state that it can be messy, doesn't last long, and has a mild burning sensation. I recommend asking your primary care physician about this product before using it.

Lifestyles
$8.00-$9.00
Water-based, silicone-based
Lifestyles is a clear and hypoallergenic lubricant that is smooth and free of smells. It works with latex condoms, doesn't stain, and is made with natural ingredients. It is also spermicide free, and pH balanced. 

Warm Lovin': Long-lasting, condom compatible with a warm feeling. However, most reviews mention that it does not feel very warm, making it virtually useless if you're looking to heat things up.

One: Oasis
$12.99-$13.99
One: Move
$8.99-$19.99
Water-based, silicone-based
Compatible with all kinds of condoms, the One brand has been known for its colorful packaging and reliability. This lube is oil-free, non-sticky, and it won't stain your fabrics. Customer reviews mention that it can become sticky and the bottle design is problematic, but otherwise had positive experiences with how slick it was. Some mentioned that they use it for massage oil and it works perfectly.

Private RX

Approximately

$20.00

Water-based

Another product that prevents vaginal dryness by stimulating the vagina to produce its own natural lubrication. Created by a gynecologist, it's hypoallergenic and clinically proven to work without stickiness, greasiness, fragrances, or added hormones.

Wonderland

$30.00

Water-based

This lube, made by the folks at Doc Johnson, is convenient and able to be used on sensitive skin. It's paraben-free and glycerin-free. It's also made in the US, for those who like to keep things as local as they can.

Emerita
$11.00
Water-based

Paraben-free and compact, this lube is especially great to prevent vaginal dryness. It's also free of mineral oil and affordable! 

Coconu$25.00

Water-based, oil-based

I'm a sucker for everything coconut. Naturally, when I saw this lube, I got excited. It's hypoallergenic, edible, and works with polyurethane condoms. However, it does not works with latex condoms! It does not contain GMOs, alcohol, petroleum, parabens, gluten, fragrances, phylates, or dyes and uses all natural ingredients. http://www.tiffanyreviews.com/2014/05/11/coconu-review/

Sex Butter

$43.00

Base unknown

Edible, minty, and stimulating, Sex Butter has wonderful customer reviews. Due to the minty freshness, it has a tingling sensation when applied to genitals and the mouth. Hormone-free, paraben-free, synthetic-free and natural. For women who have experienced cancer, it is said to boost their sexual desire and make foreplay more enjoyable.

Though it may be amazing, it comes in a small container and is on Amazon.

Isabel Fay

$16.00

Water-based

Designed for sensitive skin, made in the US, and comes in a discreet bottle. Doesn't contain parabens or glycerin and can be used with all toys and condoms. Customers love it because it's not sticky or smelly!

Penchant Premium

$25.00

Silicone-based

This lube is clear, contains no parabens and isn't sticky or gross. In addition, it is long-lasting, comes in discreet bottle, is made in the US, and does not contain spermicide.  

Honey Girl Organics

$19.00

Water-based

Looking kind of like butter or cream, this personal lube is made entirely of natural ingredients and doesn't contain GMOs, silicone, hormones, petroleum, parabens, or fragrances.

Divine 9$23.00

Water-based

Great for sensitive skin and leaves skin smooth and clean! It's also an HPV (human papillomavirus) inhibitor, meaning it decreases the rate any symptoms.

The website reviews were not so helpful, but the Amazon reviews were. Contains saccharine and glycerin.